My world. Your world. The earths doom. Wats happening? I don't know but lets find out cause life goes on whether we're ready or not :)

 

teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?

me: winged eyeliner

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…

A part of me is happy I turned off anon. A part of me misses the fun and games.

thegallifreyangryffindor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online

while watching orange is the new black… which is basically a perfect explanation of what thegreatdaisydactyl and I are doing at the moment.

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(Source: digitalblasphmy)

officer-awkwardness:

tokiitalk:

queeneli128:

How to Train Your Dragon in a nutshell. Prepare for massive feels

ok i was NOT ready for tha feels

I laughed too hard?

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

(Source: caturday)