My world. Your world. The earths doom. Wats happening? I don't know but lets find out cause life goes on whether we're ready or not :)
teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
after finding out that he:
is the same age as him:
I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online
while watching orange is the new black… which is basically a perfect explanation of what thegreatdaisydactyl and I are doing at the moment.