My world. Your world. The earths doom. Wats happening? I don't know but lets find out cause life goes on whether we're ready or not :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(Source: legendofsherlock)
I’m an extrovert, I like to gesticulate and talk loud and stuff, and the theater is easy for me.
i aLWAYS THINK I HAVE SEEN ALL OF THE PICTURES OF THIS PUPPY ANGEL
BUT THEN N O
NOPWE THEY JUST KE EP COMIN
AN D I CNAT HANDLE IT
(Source: damn-chuck)
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
(Source: bringontheshackles)
(Source: dauntlessshadowhuntress)
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THE 3 ON AMERICAN KEYBOARDS IS THE # KEY AND ON THE PHONE THEY TELL YOU TO PRESS “THE POUND KEY” WHICH IS THE #
where the fuck did there pound key go???
THAT IS THEIR POUND KEY
“Look, I didn’t want to be a sausage”
“Don’t I get a sausage for good luck? It’s kind of a tradition right?”
“I don’t want you to be roman. I want you to be sausage.”
“Sausages just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.”
“The real world is where the sausages are.”
“You sausage when you sleep”
“You’re not getting away from me. Sausage again.”
“Wait, is your name Sausage?”
“There is always a sausage for those clever enough to find it.”
“I AM THE SAUSAGE KING.”
or this one
“Humor was a good way to hide the sausage”
“She’s so powerful, so beautiful. So sausage.”
“I try not to think. It interferes with being sausage.”
“And for once, I didn’t look sausage.”
A one way trip. A very hard sausage
Tremble before the horror of Sausage!!!
“As long as we’re sausage.”
Jason has a sausage.
(Source: percydemigod-s)
#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport
(Source: asgardies)
Never seen this before…
He literally shat a brick
holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)
(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.
My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2
My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.
Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.
This could SAVE a life.
Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.
Nope no I’m sorry mom but I can’t do the dishes right now House of Hades comes out in exactly 114 days I need to prepare
